A possible summary is:
Junior and Cody use a machine that can make babies with the DNA of two people. They use Chef Pee Pee's hair and their own DNA to create two babies, Junior Junior and Chaz. Chef Pee Pee does not want to be a father to them and neglects them. Child Protective Services takes the babies away after finding out they were made by kids. Cody advertises the baby machine in a commercial.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Two men, Cody and Ken, want to have a baby but can't because they are both men.
2. Cody creates a machine that can make babies.
3. The machine requires DNA from two people to create a baby.
4. Cody and Ken use the machine to create a baby using Chef Pee Pee's DNA.
5. Cody names the baby Chaz.
6. Junior, Cody's friend, also wants to use the machine to create a baby.
7. Junior uses the machine to create a baby using Chef Pee Pee's DNA again.
8. The two babies are half-brothers.
9. Chef Pee Pee is not happy about the babies and does not want to be a father.
10. Cody and Junior try to convince Chef Pee Pee to be a good father.
11. Child Protective Services takes the babies away because Cody and Junior were trying to feed them plastic food.
12. Cody and Junior are sad about losing the babies.
13. Cody decides to market the baby machine and sell it to others.