A possible concise summary is:
The speaker, Christine, is a nail polish enthusiast who experiments with mixing different colors and finishes from her own brand, Holo Taco, to celebrate her birthday. She mixes the polishes in subgroups based on their finish, such as cremes, holo glitters, toppers, linear holos and multichromes, and then mixes them all together in one bottle. She hypothesizes that the final result will be a purple holo polish, which turns out to be true. She also shows off her new limited edition birthday polish, Got Cake, and compares the mixed polish to a previous one she made by mixing 500 holos. She ends the video by thanking her viewers and suggesting other things she could mix in the future.
Here are some possible facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker mixes different nail polishes from her own brand, Holo Taco.
2. The speaker's name is Christine and she calls herself the science queen.
3. The speaker is celebrating her 32nd birthday and she has released 33 nail polishes, including a limited edition birthday polish called Got Cake.
4. The speaker mixes the nail polishes in different subgroups based on their finish, such as cremes, holo glitters, toppers, linear holos and multichromes.
5. The speaker uses a method called the two second pour to measure equal amounts of each polish in the mix.
6. The speaker hypothesizes that the final result of mixing all the polishes together will be purple and holo, which turns out to be true.
7. The speaker compares the final result to another time when she mixed 500 holos together and got a similar shade.
8. The speaker suggests some other things that she or another YouTuber, Sophia, could mix in future videos, such as shampoos, hair dyes, subway sandwiches and protein powders.