This is a possible summary:
The text is a transcript of a video where the hosts read and comment on funny or absurd reviews and responses from food delivery apps. They make jokes about the customers, the restaurants and the food quality. They also talk about their personal lives and preferences. The text is informal, humorous and sometimes sarcastic.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
- The text is a transcript of a video where the speakers evaluate online reviews of restaurants and food delivery services.
- The text contains several examples of humorous, sarcastic, or rude interactions between customers and restaurant owners or staff.
- The text mentions different types of food, such as pizza, sushi, cheese bread, hamburger, and snack.
- The text also mentions some names of restaurants, such as Korea Superconducting Tokamak Advanced Research, Cantinho da Tamale, Dino Burger, Pizzeria das Cousins, and Bayern Free.
- The text uses informal language, slang, and emojis to convey the tone and mood of the speakers and the reviewers.