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The text is a transcript of a video where the narrator tries to wear platform Crocs, a collaboration between Balenciaga and Crocs, for a week. She experiments with different outfits and activities to see how the shoes look and feel. She also gives some historical background on both Crocs and platform shoes. She concludes that the shoes are impractical, expensive, and controversial, but also fun and irreverent. She offers to send them to someone who wants to wear them for their wedding.
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1. The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker tries on platform Crocs for a week.
2. Platform Crocs are a collaboration between Balenciaga and Crocs that cost $850 and sold out quickly.
3. The speaker wears different outfits to style the platform Crocs and tests their practicality in various situations.
4. The speaker finds the platform Crocs impractical, uncomfortable, and hard to walk in, but also crazy and irreverent.
5. The speaker offers to send the platform Crocs to someone who wants to wear them to their wedding.