A possible concise summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video where a person named Fixe is upset that his friends seem to forget his birthday. He tries to remind them by leaving notes, but they are busy with their own plans, such as a wedding, an experiment, and a potion. He goes to bed disappointed, but wakes up to find out that his friends prepared a surprise for him. However, things go wrong when they try to give him their gifts.
Here are the extracted facts in short sentences:
1. The person's birthday is on September 12th.
2. They believe their friends forgot about their birthday last year.
3. They want a like on their video as a birthday gift.
4. They are recording a video on their birthday.
5. The person is concerned that their friends will forget about their birthday again.
6. They mention a wedding happening soon.
7. The person is planning an experiment with a potion.
8. The ingredients for the potion include dirty socks, rotten flesh cake, onion cake, and other unusual items.
9. They need to mix the ingredients in a frying pan and fry them over high heat.
10. The person is looking forward to their birthday and hopes their friends will remember it.
11. They mention having notes about their birthday on September 12th.
12. The person is offended that their friends seem to have forgotten about their birthday again.