A possible concise summary is:
Mario tries to get eggs for his son Jeffy to paint for Easter, but there is a nationwide egg shortage due to chickens going on strike. He fails to trick Jeffy with golf balls and baseballs, and then he has to let his wife go on a date with a chicken in exchange for eggs. He enters an omelet competition to win more eggs, but he loses to Chef Pee Pee. Jeffy gets the colorful eggs from the prize basket and is happy. Mario's wife is not.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Jeffy wants to paint eggs for Easter, but there is a nationwide egg shortage due to chickens going on strike.
2. Mario tries to trick Jeffy with golf balls and baseballs, but Jeffy does not believe they are eggs.
3. Mario finds out that Chef Pee Pee has a dozen eggs for an omelet competition, but he wants to go on a date with Mario's wife in exchange for the eggs.
4. Mario's wife agrees to go on a date with a chicken who gives them another dozen eggs.
5. Mario and Chef Pee Pee enter the omelet competition with their eggs, but the judge chooses Chef Pee Pee's omelet as the winner.
6. Jeffy gets the basket of colorful eggs that was the prize for the omelet competition and is happy.