A possible concise summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video where Cody, a boy who likes boys, is forced to kiss a girl named Penelope in a game of spin the bottle. Junior, who likes Penelope, records the kiss and blackmails Cody to show it to his doll boyfriend Ken. Cody tries to stop Junior by paying him money and getting Penelope to kiss Junior, but Junior still shows Ken the video. Cody's parents think he is straight and celebrate with a cake, but Penelope tells them he likes boys. Cody is disappointed and his parents are upset.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. The text is a transcript of a video titled "SML Movie: Cody's Kiss" by SuperMarioLogan on YouTube.
2. The video is about Cody, a boy who kisses a girl named Penelope during a game of spin the bottle and tries to hide it from his boyfriend Ken, a doll.
3. Junior, Cody's friend, records the kiss and blackmails Cody with the video.
4. Cody's parents are happy that he kissed a girl and think he is straight.
5. Penelope agrees to kiss Junior if Cody kisses her again for 10 Mississippi's.
6. Junior hires a girl to pretend to be pregnant with Cody's child and tell Ken.
7. Cody and Penelope tell Cody's parents that he is not straight and likes boys.