A possible concise summary is:
A woman fakes her death for April Fool's Day to test her sons' love for her. One son is devastated and the other is indifferent. The funeral is a disaster with interruptions, insults and revelations. The woman reveals her prank and favors the son who cried for her.
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1. The conversation starts with a person watching soap operas and trying to get the remote control.
2. The person calls their son, Jonathan, to bring the remote control.
3. Jonathan is distracted and not responding, so the person calls another son, Boyd, who is not the intended recipient.
4. The person then calls Jonathan again and learns that their mother has died.
5. Jonathan explains that his mother had a heart attack while he was watching TV.
6. The scene shifts to a hospital where Jonathan is trying to save his mother's life.
7. The mother is pronounced dead, and Jonathan is devastated.
8. The scene shifts to a funeral, where Jonathan is giving a eulogy.
9. Jonathan's brother, Brookie, interrupts the funeral and gives a speech, revealing that their mother was abusive and didn't love him.
10. The funeral service is disrupted by an Uber Eats delivery and a conversation about french fries.
11. The will of Barbara Guy is read, leaving her house, car, and bank accounts to Jonathan, while Brookie gets nothing.
12. It is revealed that Barbara faked her own death as an April Fool's Day prank to see which son cared about her more.
13. Barbara explains that she wanted to see who really cared about her and was disappointed that Brookie didn't show more emotion.
14. The scene ends with Barbara asking Jonathan to rub her bunions, and Brookie expressing frustration and disappointment.