A possible summary is:
Marvin has to sell Goodman's bitcoin at 3am, but Jeffy breaks his laptop. Marvin calls Apple tech support and big shirts computer repair, but they are useless. Goodman comes back and reveals he sold the bitcoin and needs his son's laptop for a book report on cream cheese. Marvin has to write it while the repairmen find out they have the wrong laptop.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
- 1. The text is a transcript of a video from the YouTube channel SuperBowserLogan, titled "SML Movie: Bitcoin!".
- 2. The main characters are Marvin, Jeffy, Goodman, Camille Habib Bob, Kevin, Brooklyn Guy and Jonathan.
- 3. Goodman gives Marvin a laptop with 1000 bitcoin on it and asks him to sell them at 3 a.m when the price reaches $100,000 per coin.
- 4. Jeffy breaks the laptop by throwing it off the balcony and hitting it with a hammer.
- 5. Marvin calls Apple tech support and gets transferred to Camille Habib Bob and Kevin, who are both in Egypt and unhelpful.
- 6. Marvin calls Big Shirts Computer Repair Services, which is run by Brooklyn Guy and his brother Jonathan.
- 7. Brooklyn Guy and Jonathan steal the laptop and try to escape with it.
- 8. Goodman comes back and reveals that he sold the bitcoin and the laptop he gave Marvin was actually his son's laptop with a book report on cream cheese.
- 9. Goodman forces Marvin to write the book report for him or he will cut off his ballsack.
- 10. Brooklyn Guy and Jonathan discover that the laptop they stole has no bitcoin but only a book report on cream cheese.