A possible concise summary is:
Three friends try to prank their chef with a whoopee cushion, but he pretends to die from a heart attack. They panic and bury him in the backyard, but he comes back to scare them. It turns out he was also pranking them for April Fool's Day.
1. Cody receives a phone call and is informed that his parents have died in a car accident.
2. Cody shares a secret with his friends: he drinks his own blood and believes he might be a vampire.
3. Cody expresses romantic feelings towards one of his friends, suggesting they share a kiss.
4. The friends engage in an April Fool's Day prank, jokingly suggesting they should kill each other or themselves.
5. They also play a prank involving a whoopee cushion and a misdirected remote control.
6. The conversation takes a dark turn when they discuss burying a hypothetical "Chef Pee Pee" in the backyard.
7. The friends are interrupted by a real-life emergency when a stranger arrives at the door, claiming to have discovered a body in the backyard.
8. The friends attempt to explain the situation to the police, insisting it's an April Fools' prank.
9. The conversation ends with the friends leaving to deal with the police, leaving behind a toy that could potentially be used as evidence.