A possible concise summary is:
Jeffy gets a black eye from throwing a baseball at his own face. He lies to his classmates and a cop that he saved 45 babies from a burning building and fought Godzilla. The cop believes him and gives him medals. A hospital catches fire with 50 babies inside and everyone expects Jeffy to save them. Jeffy admits he lied and the cop tries to save the babies but only manages to save four. Jeffy learns a lesson about telling the truth.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A person named Jeffy is mentioned several times, and he seems to be involved in some sort of adventure or game with others.
2. Jeffy is asked to throw a baseball at someone's eye, but he refuses.
3. Jeffy is involved in a game where he is supposed to be a donkey.
4. Jeffy is told to do certain things by someone named Raymond, such as throwing a baseball at someone's eye and getting a black eye.
5. Jeffy is in a class where there is a guest speaker, a cop, who gives advice to the students.
6. Jeffy is involved in a game where he pulls over cars and gives them warnings.
7. Jeffy is involved in a game where he pulls over a hot chick and asks her to show him something.
8. Jeffy is asked about his black eye, and he tells a story about saving a dog from a hot car, hitting himself in the eye in the process, but still saving the dog.
9. Jeffy is described as a hero who saved 45 babies from a burning building and fought Godzilla.
10. Jeffy is confronted about his lies, and he admits to making up the story about saving the babies and fighting Godzilla.
11. Jeffy is involved in a game where he is told to save 50 babies from a burning hospital, but he only saves four.
12. Jeffy is advised to always be honest and to not lie, as lying always gets him in trouble.