A possible concise summary is:
Chef Pee Pee quits his job to cook for Jason Derulo in LA, but gets fired for making a terrible dish. He and Junior find a bag of money in a dumpster and spend it all on expensive things. They are then hunted by the mafia who want their money back. Chef Pee Pee manages to save them by making a blue waffle that reminds the mafia boss of his childhood.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
- Chef Peepee made a blue waffle surprise for Bowser and Junior, but they refused to eat it and went to get McDonald's instead. (Fact 1)
- Chef Peepee received a phone call from someone claiming to be Jason Derulo's manager, who invited him to fly to Los Angeles and be his personal chef. (Fact 2)
- Chef Peepee left a note saying he was going to LA and he would never see Bowser and Junior again. (Fact 3)
- Chef Peepee arrived in LA and cooked for Jason Derulo, but he was fired for making a mess and serving him Froot Loops and spaghetti. (Fact 4)
- Chef Peepee found a McDonald's bag with $50,000 in cash by a dumpster and decided to spend it all with Junior, who followed him to LA. (Fact 5)
- The money belonged to the mafia, who sent a dolphin to collect it from Chef Peepee and Junior. (Fact 6)
- Chef Peepee and Junior tricked the dolphin into accepting $101 instead of $50,000 by making him promise not to come back. (Fact 7)
- Mr. Goodman, the mafia boss, showed up at Chef Peepee and Junior's house and demanded his money back. (Fact 8)
- Chef Peepee offered Mr. Goodman a blue waffle, which reminded him of his childhood and made him forgive the debt. (Fact 9)