A possible concise summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video where Mario wishes his son Jeffy would be a good boy for one night. Jeffy becomes polite and well-behaved, which ruins Mario's plan to make money by showing him to a couple who doesn't want kids. The next day, Jeffy goes back to his normal self and breaks stuff.
Here are some key facts extracted from the text:
1. Jeffy is a bad boy who likes to draw on the wall with crayons and hammers.
2. Mario wishes on a shooting star that Jeffy would be a good boy for one night.
3. Brooklyn Guy wants to show his wife how bad it is to have a kid, so he pays Mario $10,000 to let him see Jeffy's bad behavior.
4. Jeffy becomes a good boy after Mario's wish and acts polite, well-mannered and helpful.
5. Brooklyn Guy's plan fails because Jeffy is too nice and his wife likes him.
6. Jeffy goes back to being a bad boy the next day and lights the house on fire.