A possible concise summary is:
A man and his son try to go to Disneyland, but they get into trouble when the son says "bomb" on a plane and the man orders a chocolate bomb cake at a restaurant. They are repeatedly searched by a cop who bets he can do it four times in one day. They end up not going to Disneyland.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. A man and his son named Jeffy were planning to go to Disneyland as a reward for Jeffy's report card.
2. The man was put on a no-fly list after his son said "bomb" on a plane and he repeated it.
3. The man and his wife tried to have dinner at a restaurant called Harryhausen's, but the man was arrested again after ordering a chocolate bomb cake.
4. The man was under house arrest and had to prove his innocence by getting his son to testify that he was not talking about a real bomb.
5. The officer who arrested the man had a bet with his partner that he could give the man a cavity search four times in one day.