A possible concise summary is:
Three boys discover a green planet with a telescope, but it turns out to be a booger on the lens. One of them tries to fly to the planet on a firework and dies. A NASA employee tells them to pretend it was aliens.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. The text is a transcript of a video from the YouTube channel SuperBowserLogan.
2. The video is titled "SML Movie: The New Planet!" and was uploaded on November 28, 2020.
3. The main characters are Junior, Cody, Joseph and Jeffy, who are puppets of different animals.
4. Cody buys a telescope with $500 instead of a PlayStation 5, which annoys Junior and Joseph.
5. Junior claims to discover a new green planet with Cody's telescope and names it Guacamole.
6. Joseph dies after being strapped to a firework that was supposed to take him to Guacamole.
7. A NASA employee reveals that Guacamole was actually a booger on the lens of the telescope.