A possible concise summary is:
Three kids discover a to-go box that can teleport them anywhere they want. They use it to visit a supermodel, a bank vault, and Hawaii. However, things go wrong when one of them gets arrested for stealing money, another one gets stuck in a coffin, and the last one has to deal with his angry wife.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. Chef Pee Pee took Junior, Joseph and Cody out to eat at a restaurant.
2. Cody's food was raw and he threw up.
3. Chef Pee Pee didn't pay for the food and ran away with the kids.
4. Joseph's to-go box was empty and Cody was accused of eating his food.
5. The to-go box had the ability to teleport people to places they wanted to go.
6. Joseph teleported to a shower with a supermodel and got arrested for being a peeping tom.
7. The cop teleported to Hawaii with the to-go box and ignored his wife's phone call.
8. Junior teleported to a bank vault and tried to steal money but got caught by the police.
9. Cody teleported away from his mom's house with the to-go box.