A possible concise summary is:
A boy named Junior brings home a homeless man named Stinky and tries to take care of him as a pet. He gets him a job as an anesthesiologist, but Stinky kills a patient and gets fired. Junior's friend Cody convinces him to let Stinky go back to the streets. Junior's dad gets angry at Junior for stealing his car and leaving him at McDonald's.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
- The speaker is Junior, who lives with his father and Chef Pee Pee, who cooks for them.
- Junior finds a homeless man outside McDonald's and decides to take him home as a pet.
- Junior names the homeless man Stinky and tries to feed him cheese balls and beer.
- Junior gets Stinky a job as an anesthesiologist, but Stinky kills a patient and gets fired.
- Junior has to let Stinky go back to the street after Cody convinces him that it's the right thing to do.
- Junior steals his father's car and leaves Chef Pee Pee at McDonald's.
- Junior tries to blame Cody for stealing the car, but his father doesn't believe him.