The given transcript appears to be a dialogue or conversation between multiple individuals, possibly in a gaming or online multiplayer environment. It's hard to provide a precise summary without context, but here's a general overview:
1. The speaker begins by addressing the audience and expressing excitement about an upcoming release of merchandise, specifically two new mystery boxes. One of the items in these boxes is a pair of white and gold earbuds, which the speaker believes will be popular among the audience.
2. The speaker also mentions a new collection, including a gold Vanoss logo hoodie with a built-in mask, which they believe will be a good fit for the year 2020 and possibly 2021.
3. The speaker explains that they're releasing the merchandise a day early, due to the timing of their posts.
4. The conversation then takes a turn towards a game of hide and seek, with the speaker and other individuals trying to find each other in a virtual space. The speaker uses a "spot" feature to make themselves invisible for a few seconds at a time.
5. The conversation continues with more banter, jokes, and references to a game they're playing together. They discuss various strategies and locations, and there's a lot of laughter and light-hearted banter.
6. Towards the end, the speaker mentions being sick and expresses concerns about the game, but they assure everyone that they're ready to continue playing.
7. The transcript ends with the speaker expressing excitement about the upcoming release and encouraging the audience to check out the merchandise.
Please note that this is a general summary and the actual conversation might contain more specific or personal details that aren't reflected in this summary.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is releasing some black friday merch, including two new mystery boxes and earbuds in white and gold.
2. The mystery boxes also contain a vanos limited backpack and other accessories and gear.
3. The speaker is also releasing some new collections, including a gold vanos logo hoodie with a built-in mask.
4. The speaker released everything a day early because he posts every second day and black friday happened to be on a thursday.
5. The speaker is playing a game called Among Us, where he and his friends hide as objects and try to avoid being killed by a seeker.
6. The speaker and his friends use various tricks and glitches to hide, such as moving behind objects, becoming invisible, or changing props.
7. The speaker claims to have changed to a steering wheel, but he was actually lying to confuse the seeker.
8. The seeker fails to find the speaker and his friends, even though they are in plain sight or give him hints.
9. The speaker and his friends mock the seeker for his incompetence and make fun of his diet.