The text appears to be a transcript of a YouTube video where the speaker, presumably a fitness enthusiast, is doing a British Army fitness test with a friend named Mike. The speaker is setting a light target for the video, stating that if it gets 60,000 likes, Mike will bungee jump off the London Bridge (a joke), and if it gets 60,000 likes, they will pick the most disgusting fitness test from the comments and perform it.
The speaker explains that they have been researching the British Army fitness test and break it down into several challenges. These include a 4-kilometer walk carrying 40 kilograms, a 2.4-kilometer run carrying 25 kilograms, a crawl and sprint across a 15-meter course, a 20-meter walk carrying a 22.5 kilogram bag of stones, a 240-meter run carrying a 22-kilogram jerrycan, and a series of repeated lifts and carries with a 20-kilogram bag of stones.
The speaker and Mike begin the challenges, with the speaker commenting on how difficult they are and expressing their disappointment in their performance. The speaker also expresses frustration with the time constraints for each challenge. Despite the challenges, the speaker concludes that the test was a good representation of what soldiers in the British Army might have to endure.
1. The speaker is planning to meet Mike for the 4000th time to complete the British Army fitness test.
2. The speaker is setting a target of 60,000 likes for the video to trigger a new fitness test.
3. The speaker has already completed the US Navy SEALs fitness test, which was suggested by the viewers in a previous video.
4. The speaker has researched the Russian army fitness test but found it too secretive to find a definitive list of what it entails.
5. The speaker is unable to complete the SAS fitness test due to its extreme conditions.
6. The speaker and Mike will meet again if the video gets 60,000 likes and they will choose the most disgusting fitness test from the comments.
7. The speaker is British and wants to give credit to his countrymen by performing the British Army fitness test.
8. The speaker is doing the fitness test with Mike to raise awareness and entertainment.
9. The speaker and Mike will perform the fitness test naked if the video gets 60,000 likes.
10. The speaker is planning to do a loaded march carrying 40 kilograms of weight over 4 kilometers within 50 minutes.
11. The speaker is planning to carry 25 kilograms of stones over 2 kilometers in 15 minutes.
12. The speaker and Mike will perform 20 rounds of 7.5-meter intervals, which include running, crawling, and sprinting.
13. The speaker and Mike will carry a 110-kilogram bag over 20 meters in 35 seconds.
14. The speaker and Mike will carry 225-kilogram water cans over 240 meters in 4 minutes.
15. The speaker and Mike will perform the CASEVAC challenge, which involves picking up a 70-kilogram bag and carrying it for a certain distance.
16. The speaker and Mike will perform the repeated lift and carry challenge, which involves carrying a 20-kilogram bag of stones 20 times.
17. The speaker and Mike will perform the repeated lift and carry challenge without a bag 20 times.
18. The speaker and Mike will perform the repeated lift and carry challenge 20 times in total, with a time limit of 14 minutes.
19. The speaker and Mike will perform the CASEVAC challenge and the repeated lift and carry challenge consecutively.
20. The speaker and Mike failed the run and the crawl in the fitness test.