The speaker, in a humorous and informal tone, introduces the episode of a series called "Let's Stab Kittens," which is actually a box unboxing show. The host is using a handcrafted knife for the demonstration and discusses its rusty blade and Mexican prison origins.
The host opens a box called "Man Tree," which is a subscription box for men. The host jokes about the name being sexist and suggests alternatives like "Gender-neutral Tree," which they find unappealing. They mention receiving no responses from jewelry, clothing, and makeup subscription boxes, despite offering to review their products. In contrast, they received a positive response from Man Tree.
The host then starts recording with a handycam, promising more footage and less intrusive filming. They open items from the Man Tree box, including country ham, a bag of dough, a bag of candy made with flour and cream butter, and a cake topped with moonshine. They also discuss a "love jar" filled with blackberry farm smoked onion jam.
The host concludes by expressing excitement about the moonshine cake and the onion jam. They mention that they're not an alcohol person but are open to trying new things. The host thanks the audience for watching and encourages them to subscribe to the Man Tree crate, which costs $75 a month. The host ends the episode with a rap beat they created for Man Tree, joking about needing royalties for its use.
1. The speaker welcomes viewers back to another episode of a show, suggesting it's a stabbing kittens unboxing, a joke about the actual content being a knife unboxing.
2. The knife in the unboxing is described as artisan, with rust on the blade, and handcrafted. The speaker speculates it might have been crafted in a Mexican prison.
3. The speaker receives a Man Tree subscription box, and comments on the fact that anyone can purchase it, regardless of gender. This leads to a discussion about the box's name and whether it could be considered sexist.
4. The speaker plans to start recording handycam shots for a more interactive experience.
5. The speaker opens several items from the Man Tree box, including a brown paper bag containing country ham, a bag of "sober dough", a bag of flour, a bag of "buffalo love and wing", a bag of Shotwell candy, and a jar of blackberry farm smoked onion jam.
6. The speaker comments on the taste of the country ham, describing it as raw but good.
7. The speaker is unimpressed with the "sober dough", joking about adding cocaine to it to prevent hangovers.
8. The speaker comments on the flour, speculating it could be used to make a loaf of bread.
9. The speaker tastes the Shotwell candy, describing it as having an aroma similar to meat.
10. The speaker opens a tin of "hot chicken rub", which is described as a spice and seasoning mix.
11. The speaker finds a cake with a chocolate and moonshine flavor, describing it as the big winner of the unboxing.
12. The speaker is not a fan of alcohol but is excited about the moonshine cake.
13. The speaker concludes the episode by giving a referral link for the Man Tree crate and joking about using the box for illegal activities.