The text appears to be a transcript of a YouTube video, where the speaker discusses various situations involving children and their behaviors. The speaker uses these situations to share humor, life lessons, and parenting advice.
The video starts with a discussion about a two-year-old child having a tantrum because she couldn't touch the cat's poop in the litter box. The speaker advises the child to learn that it's gross, but also suggests that she might need therapy for her obsession with cat poop.
The speaker also discusses a three-year-old child who had a tantrum because she couldn't eat a cheese sandwich with ham instead of cheese. The speaker suggests that the child is spoiled and greedy, and that she needs to learn that not everything she wants is available.
The video continues with the speaker discussing various other situations involving children, such as a child who spat food all over the floor, a child who wanted to eat a battery for breakfast, and a child who wanted to go inside the dishwasher to clean herself. The speaker uses these situations to share humor and parenting advice, often suggesting that children need to learn that certain things are not acceptable or safe.
The video ends with the speaker thanking viewers for watching, asking them to like and subscribe to the channel, and promising to be in the next video.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A two-year-old had a tantrum because she couldn't touch the cat poop in the litter box.
2. A three-year-old cried because she had cheese in her cheese sandwich instead of ham.
3. A two-year-old spat food and turned off the oven because he couldn't shut his mom's head in the fridge door.
4. A three-year-old cried because his brother's car window had bird poop on it and his didn't.
5. A girl cried because she ran out of toes to paint with nail polish.
6. A boy cried because he finished his cheese stick and wanted his old one back.
7. A girl cried because her dad touched her balloon.
8. A girl cried because she couldn't go inside the dishwasher.
9. A boy cried because he couldn't eat a battery for breakfast.
10. A girl cried because the Golden Gate Bridge wasn't actually golden.
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