The provided text appears to be a transcript of a memorial service or tribute for a character named Shayne Topp. The event is marked by humor and shared memories, with many of the attendees laughing and clapping throughout.
The memorial service starts with Courtney expressing gratitude to those who attended Shayne's memorial. There's a humorous exchange about Shayne's cremation, and Courtney jokes about not having paid for it because "he's about to get (beep) roasted." The group laughs at this, indicating that the event is intended to be light-hearted and celebratory, despite the solemn occasion.
Several people take turns sharing memories and jokes about Shayne. Some of the jokes are about Shayne's unique habits, such as watching X Files with the lights on, and his penchant for laughing at funerals. There's also a joke about Shayne's physical stature, suggesting that he was a "short guy who cuffs his pants."
The event also includes a humorous mime dance by a character named Damien, who identifies himself as Shayne's only Black friend. He sings a song that includes the lyrics "I swear I wouldn't trade ya, so I told 'er." This part of the event is marked by laughter and clapping from the attendees.
The memorial service also includes a reading of Shayne's will, which is filled with jokes and shared memories. The will stipulates that Damien will receive a 40-foot tall cutout of Shayne, and that Ian will receive all of Shayne's clothes and must donate them to children's Goodwill. Courtney will receive Shayne's custom-scented candles, and the will ends with a joke about Shayne's final request.
The event concludes with a song about Shayne's legacy and a toast to his memory. The transcript ends with the phrase "You'll be missed," indicating that this is a farewell to Shayne.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where people roast and honor Shayne Topp, a Smosh cast member, in a mock funeral.
2. The video features various jokes and references to Shayne's personality, appearance, career, hobbies and interests.
3. The video also includes a promotion for Smosh's St. Patrick's Day merch sale, a musical performance by Garrett, and a surprise appearance by Shayne himself at the end.
4. The video was uploaded on March 12th, 2021 on the Smosh YouTube channel and has over 1.6 million views as of November 5th, 2023.
5. The video is part of a series called "Every Blank Ever" where Smosh parodies different topics and scenarios.
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