The text appears to be a script from a YouTube video, likely from the Good Mythical Morning series. The hosts, Rhett and Link, discuss various experiments they conduct using a meat grinder, including making guacamole, grinding ants on a log, and grinding glow sticks. They also discuss their upcoming tour and provide a link for fans to purchase tickets. Throughout the video, they use humor and exaggerated reactions to highlight the absurdity of their experiments. At the end of the video, they celebrate their fifth wedding anniversary and encourage viewers to participate in their Wheel of Mythicality game. They also promote their Mythical tie dye tees.
1. The text is a transcript of a video where the hosts, Rhett and Link, discuss various experiments involving a meat grinder.
2. The hosts mention a tour they are on, with their last chance to see them live on stage in Phoenix, Albuquerque, Sacramento, and the LA area.
3. They discuss the LEM Big Bite Meat Grinder, which has half horsepower and can grind up to seven pounds per minute.
4. They mention an experiment with the meat grinder where they grind up various items, such as avocado, jalapeno, onion, lime, tomato, and cilantro.
5. They also mention an experiment where they grind up wood and ants on a log, creating a 'literal ants on a log'.
6. Another experiment involves grinding snap pops, with the hosts discussing the sound they make and the fact that they should not be swallowed.
7. They also mention an experiment where they grind up Barbie and Ken, with the hosts discussing the sound the grinder makes and the fact that Ken breaks the grinder.
8. The final experiment involves grinding glow sticks, with the hosts discussing the result and the fact that it looks like a firework display.
9. The hosts celebrate their fifth wedding anniversary on the big island of Hawaii.
10. They invite viewers to participate in their Wheel of Mythicality and discuss the possibility of making s'mores with a meat grinder in Good Mythical More.