The transcript appears to be a play-by-play commentary of a video game session, possibly from a horror or zombie game. The group of players, referred to as 'guys', is navigating through a school environment, avoiding a lunch lady character who is a zombie. They are searching for exam papers that are hidden throughout the school.
At one point, the group splits up to search more efficiently, with some heading upstairs and others going downstairs. The lunch lady character continues to chase and attack the players, causing some to be killed and need to be revived by their teammates.
The group finds a key, which they believe will help them access a locked hallway. They also find a med kit, which can be used to revive fallen teammates. The lunch lady continues to pose a significant threat, and the players have to strategize and work together to avoid her.
Eventually, the group manages to find the remaining exam papers they need, but they are still pursued by the lunch lady. The last part of the transcript suggests that the players are successful in their objective and manage to escape the school, but the lunch lady is still a threat.
1. The character Jonathan appears to be infected and is transitioning into a zombie.
2. Ashley, another character, is compared to a scary baby toy from Toy Story.
3. The objective is to find test answers, and they need to get lunch.
4. They are in a school and the school's lunch lady is described as creepy.
5. It's sports week, which is referred to as "votes week" due to the power of editing.
6. The team is nervous and shaky, and they need to find exam papers.
7. The exam papers are in the locker room, a common hiding place in schools.
8. The game is described as a four-dollar game.
9. Brian is a competitive lunch lady player.
10. The exam papers are hidden in the toilet, a classic trick in horror games.
11. The team is playing a game similar to prop hunt, where one team is the "hunters" and the other is the "props".
12. The lunch lady is described as obese and possibly having a bad skin condition.
13. The team is in a school and is trying to avoid the lunch lady.
14. The team is hiding in a room, and they are debating whether to hide or just go.
15. The team is trying to find a specific key to unlock an area they haven't been to yet.
16. The lunch lady is described as being very fast and agile.
17. The team is in a principal's office, and they need to avoid the lunch lady.
18. The team has managed to unlock a door, but the lunch lady is quickly closing in.
19. The team is trying to outrun the lunch lady and they are in a staircase.
20. The team is in a hallway and they are trying to find the last page of an exam.
21. The team has found a key, but they are still unsure of where to go next.
22. The team is trying to survive a game where they are being chased by a lunch lady zombie.
23. The team is in a principal's office, and they are trying to avoid the lunch lady.
24. The team is trying to find a key to unlock a cafeteria area in the school.
25. The team has managed to find a med kit and a key, but they are still not sure of their next move.