The video is a humorous and satirical exploration of various beauty and lifestyle hacks. The host, who often refers to themselves as "daddy", starts by discussing the time it takes to get ready and the perceptions people have about their appearance. They then proceed to demonstrate several beauty hacks, which they describe as jokes or absurdities.
The first hack involves using a contour pad to create the illusion of a bigger face. The host admits it's a joke but goes ahead to apply it to their face, describing it as a "band-aid for a gunshot wound". They also mention using a makeup brush to apply the pad and blend it in.
The second hack involves using white eyeshadow on the lips and painting over it with pink lipstick, which supposedly makes the lips look fuller. The host applies this hack and comments on how their lips look in the mirror.
The third hack involves using a product called Geo Trip, which they claim makes your smell go away. The host applies this hack by covering their face with the product, describing it as a way to "set your makeup".
The fourth hack involves using a face mask to clean the skin, which the host finds clogged and full of chocolate. After applying the mask, they wrap their head in saran wrap, describing it as a way to keep alien rays out of their brain.
The fifth hack involves washing the hair with beer, which the host finds cold and fizzy. They apply the beer to their hair and dry it off with paper towels, describing it as a way to soak up color.
The host concludes the video by encouraging viewers to subscribe to their channel and gives a thumbs up to end the video. They also mentions a playlist of other dumb beauty hack videos and promises to see viewers the next day.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker tries out different beauty hacks.
2. The speaker applies contour with a pad, white eyeshadow and pink lipstick, deodorant, a face mask and saran wrap, kool-aid and beer on his face and hair.
3. The speaker claims that some of the hacks work, such as the white eyeshadow and pink lipstick, the beer and the kool-aid, but others are stupid or dangerous, such as the deodorant, the face mask and saran wrap and the pad.
4. The speaker makes jokes about his appearance, his habits, his dog, his drinks and conspiracy theories throughout the video.
5. The speaker ends the video by saying he will kill two babies with a knife, which is presumably a joke.
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