The conversation revolves around a Minecraft game where the speaker is preparing a trap for another player, Josh. The speaker has built a castle and an army, and is confident about their strength. Josh, on the other hand, has placed a TNT cannon outside the speaker's castle. The speaker, with a sense of humor, decides to use this to their advantage.
They create a plan to dig a tunnel from their base to Josh's castle. This tunnel is filled with TNT and connected to redstone. The speaker has placed a lever in Josh's castle that, when pressed, will detonate the TNT, causing Josh's castle to explode. However, they have dug a hole underneath the TNT, so it will fall into the hole instead of causing damage to their own castle.
The speaker then covers up the TNT cannon and redstone setup, making it look like nothing has changed. They also cover up the levers in Josh's castle, ensuring that only Josh can activate the trap. The speaker then mourns the loss of a team member, Adam, who was killed during the planning of the trap.
Finally, the speaker expresses their desire to win the upcoming battle against Josh for Adam's sake and provides a promotional code for MC Pro Hosting, where users can get 25% off their order if they use the code "jelly".
1. The speaker has a castle and an army in Minecraft.
2. The speaker is older but shorter than a character named Josh.
3. The speaker has hacked into Josh's Minecraft world in the past.
4. The speaker has placed a TNT cannon outside of Josh's castle.
5. The speaker is upset about the kidnapping of a goose.
6. The speaker has an offer for Josh: meet at the iceberg, bring the whole army, and fight for a jewel.
7. The speaker has a plan to trap Josh's army using a TNT cannon.
8. The speaker has dug a hole underneath Josh's TNT cannon.
9. The speaker is planning to defuse the current bomb and place it back.
10. The speaker is working on a tunnel to Josh's castle, which is about a thousand blocks away.
11. The speaker has almost reached Josh's castle.
12. The speaker has dug a tunnel underneath the ocean.
13. The speaker is underneath Josh's castle, which is a thousand blocks away.
14. The speaker is working on a TNT cannon to blow up Josh's castle.
15. The speaker has placed TNT in Josh's walls.
16. The speaker is planning to fill up Josh's walls with TNT.
17. The speaker has placed stone slabs back over the TNT.
18. The speaker has connected the TNT to redstone.
19. The speaker has covered up the TNT cannon.
20. The speaker has dug a grave for a friend named Adam.
21. The speaker has placed a boat on top of Adam's grave.
22. The speaker is planning a battle with Josh.
23. The speaker is promoting a Minecraft hosting service, MC Pro Hosting, using a code "jelly" for a 25% discount.