This is a transcript of a roast event featuring various comedians making jokes about Pete Davidson and other celebrities. The roast includes humor about Pete Davidson's appearance, his career, and personal life. There are also jokes about other celebrities in attendance, such as Kevin Hart, Hannibal Buress, and Shaquille O'Neal. The tone is humorous and irreverent throughout the roast.
Sure, here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Pete Davidson lost his father on 9/11.
2. Pete's mother has never seen him on SNL because she blinks.
3. Pete Davidson has been on SNL for three years.
4. Pete Davidson is known for having jacked up teeth.
5. Jimmy Carr is known for his teeth and is British.
6. Rob Riggle is a Marine and has two beautiful kids.
7. Rob Lowe is referred to as "patient zero" in a joke.
8. Ann Coulter was described as someone who "cuts eye holes" in sheets.
9. Peyton Manning is mentioned and compared to a football player without a helmet.
10. Pete Davidson is introduced as the newest member of Saturday Night Live.
11. Ludacris and Snoop Dogg are present at the roast.
12. Kevin Hart is mentioned for his role in "Black Annie."
13. Hannibal Buress is famous for exposing Bill Cosby.
14. Natasha Leggero is part of the disappointing lineup.
15. Shaquille O'Neal is mentioned for breaking backboards.
16. Shaq's nickname is "Superman," and he has never met his real father.
These facts are presented in numerical order based on their appearance in the text.