The text appears to be a script from a humorous, comedic, and satirical piece. The narrator, referred to as "Big Dad" or "Perky", is a character who has adopted a group of children and is taking them to a "daycare". Big Dad is portrayed as a fun-loving, joking character who often makes puns and tells jokes, many of which are met with laughter from the children.
Throughout the script, Big Dad frequently refers to his adopted children by their names, such as Jax, Selena, Aaron, and others. He also makes several jokes and puns, some of which are met with laughter from the children. For example, he jokes about being a "pig" but still being a "dad". He also makes a joke about the children not laughing at his jokes, threatening to give them a "simple punishment" if they don't laugh.
Big Dad also makes several references to his "illegal" work, which he can't discuss due to its nature. Despite these references, he is depicted as a caring and fun-loving character who enjoys spending time with the children.
The script also includes several instances of Big Dad encouraging the children to subscribe to his channel or a "squad" channel, suggesting that this content might be found on a video-sharing platform like YouTube.
Towards the end of the script, Big Dad introduces the concept of a "secret hideout" at the daycare. He mentions a "game" where the children must find "diamonds" hidden in the daycare. This adds an element of suspense and intrigue to the narrative.
Overall, the script is filled with humor, puns, and satire, and presents a light-hearted and comedic portrayal of a father figure taking a group of children to a daycare.
1. A new limited edition merchandise is being promoted.
2. The merchandise is a "Miss Visa" and is limited edition.
3. The merchandise is only available today.
4. The speaker is encouraging people to get the merchandise before it's all gone.
5. Once the merchandise is gone, it's gone forever.
6. The speaker is on their way to the daycare.
7. The speaker has work today.
8. The speaker can't talk about their work because it's illegal.
9. The speaker doesn't have a driver's license.
10. The speaker is unsure of where the school is.
11. The speaker is joking about not having a driver's license.
12. The speaker is offended by a joke made by someone named "Big Dad".
13. The speaker is trying to make others laugh.
14. The speaker is making a joke about being a pig but still being a dad.
15. The speaker is making a punishment joke, if someone doesn't laugh at their joke, they will die.
16. The speaker didn't find their joke funny, they thought it was hilarious.
17. The speaker is blind.
18. The speaker is welcoming people to the daycare.
19. The speaker is making sure everyone leaves the car.
20. The speaker is joking about not wearing pants.
21. The speaker is joking about a character named "Tax" burning the body.
22. The speaker is making a joke about a character named "Jax" not having pants.
23. The speaker is joking about a character named "Big Dad" adopting a character named "Sora".
24. The speaker is making a punishment joke, if someone doesn't laugh at a joke, they will die.
25. The speaker is joking about not finding the joke funny, they thought it was hilarious.
26. The speaker is making a joke about how much it would cost to charge on a wife's car.
27. The speaker is making a joke about being the only one who stole money from mommy's.
28. The speaker is joking about being a pig and not liking bacon.
29. The speaker is making a joke about subscribing to a channel to turn on notifications.
30. The speaker is making a joke about kidnapping kids.
31. The speaker is joking about being a convict who escaped jail.
32. The speaker is making a joke about the speaker's secret hideout.
33. The speaker is making a joke about the speaker's love for slides.
34. The speaker is making a joke about the speaker's love for the playground.
35. The speaker is making a joke about the speaker's love for the snacks.
36. The speaker is making a joke about the speaker's love for the arcade.
37. The speaker is making a joke about the speaker's love for winning more plushies.
38. The speaker is making a joke about the speaker's love for being down.
39. The speaker is making a joke about the speaker's love for searching for diamonds.
40. The speaker is making a joke about the speaker's love for getting the diamonds.
41. The speaker is making a joke about the speaker's love for finding the diamonds.
42. The speaker is making a joke about the speaker's love for the diamonds.
43. The speaker is making a joke about the speaker's love for the diamonds.
44. The speaker is making a joke about the speaker's love for the diamonds.
45. The speaker is making a joke about the speaker's love for the diamonds.
46. The speaker is making a joke about the speaker's love for the diamonds.
47. The speaker is making a joke about the speaker's love for the diamonds.
48. The speaker is making a joke about the speaker's love for the diamonds.
49. The speaker is making a joke about the speaker's love for the diamonds.
50. The speaker is making a joke about the speaker's love for the diamonds.
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