The text appears to be a transcript of a radio show, likely a children's show, where a character named Dr. Dana is providing advice to callers. The show seems to revolve around the character "Nick" who is a subject of various stories and jokes.
The show begins with a character named "Todd" expressing disbelief in the existence of "Nick" and challenging others to prove his existence. He checks various school records and even asks others to sketch "Nick", but no one can agree on what he looks like. He concludes that "Nick" is just a myth created by children to explain things they don't understand.
However, other characters in the show seem to believe in "Nick" and share various stories about him. These stories include "Nick" accidentally dropping his homework in a cow bathroom, which results in milk squirting out of his ears. Another story involves "Nick" being so attached to a school called "Wayside" that he never wants to leave.
Despite Todd's attempts to disprove the existence of "Nick", other characters insist that "Nick" does exist and share their own experiences with him. The show ends with Todd acknowledging that "Nick" does exist, but expresses regret for his actions.
The show also features a character named "Dr. Dana" who provides advice to callers, often in a humorous or playful manner. The advice given ranges from solving problems to choosing a hobby, and often involves the character "Nick".
1. The text contains various stories about a character named Nick. [Source: Text]
2. Nick is said to have reached the 19th floor once, but this is disputed. [Source: Text]
3. There's a story about Nick accidentally dropping his homework in the cows' bathroom. [Source: Text]
4. The text also mentions a story about Nick and a can of beans. [Source: Text]
5. Someone questions the existence of Nick, suggesting that his stories are myths made up by kids. [Source: Text]
6. The text contains a conversation between characters who are discussing these stories and Nick's existence. [Source: Text]
7. Someone tries to prove that Nick does not exist by checking various records, including school yearbooks and lost and found items. [Source: Text]
8. There's a story about Nick getting a "garbage hand" for a month, which causes him to laugh uncontrollably. [Source: Text]
9. The text ends with a character saying that Nick exists and providing proof. [Source: Text]