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Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video by Eddie VR, a YouTube gamer who plays horror games.
2. The video is about celebrating 1 million subscribers and launching a limited-edition hoodie and long-sleeve shirt with gold foil print.
3. The video is also about playing Five Nights at Freddy's, a game where the player has to survive attacks from animatronic characters in a pizza place.
4. The video contains a lot of swearing, screaming, Spanish words and jokes.
5. The video shows Eddie VR struggling with the game mechanics, such as the doors glitching, the lights not working and the animatronics getting closer.
6. The video ends with a parody of Justin Bieber's song "Baby" featuring Foxy, one of the animatronics.