The text appears to be a transcript of a cooking competition show, where two contestants, Stephen and Cal, are competing to create the best meal within a budget of £25 and a time limit of 25 minutes. The show's host, referred to as "the corn starch", is commenting on the contestants' performances and the quality of their dishes.
Stephen and Cal are tasked with preparing a meal using ingredients from a supermarket. Stephen's dish is a pasta dish with vodka and red bull, while Cal's dish is a chicken teriyaki. The host comments on the presentation of the dishes, with Stephen's dish being criticized for being slapped on a plate and being too much for the size of the plate. Cal's dish is praised for its teriyaki sauce, but the host also notes that the chicken started off raw and was overcooked.
The host also mentions that Stephen was under pressure from the crowd and the other contestant, Cal, was struggling with the rice. The host suggests that Stephen should have bought his own rice or cooked his own pasta.
In the end, the host declares Cal as the winner of the inaugural "cow yeah" and "cal cook-off" show.
1. The text is a transcript of a cooking competition, specifically a "cook-off" series on YouTube.
2. The competition involves participants cooking a meal within a budget of 25 pounds and 20 minutes.
3. The participants are judged by two culinary specialists from London.
4. The winner of the competition is determined by the judges' taste test.
5. The competition is hosted by a person who mentions being a fan of Jamie Oliver and Stephen.
6. The competition is described as a "clickbait" series, implying it was not as popular as Gordon Ramsay's cooking series.
7. The competition involves cooking a meal with specific ingredients, including penne pasta, mushrooms, double cream, onions, garlic, passata herbs, and a secret ingredient of red bull.
8. The participants are given a budget of 25 pounds and 20 minutes to cook their meal.
9. The participants are judged by two culinary specialists from London.
10. The winner of the competition is determined by the judges' taste test.
11. The competition is hosted by a person who mentions being a fan of Jamie Oliver and Stephen.
12. The competition is described as a "clickbait" series, implying it was not as popular as Gordon Ramsay's cooking series.
13. The competition involves cooking a meal with specific ingredients, including penne pasta, mushrooms, double cream, onions, garlic, passata herbs, and a secret ingredient of red bull.
14. The participants are given a budget of 25 pounds and 20 minutes to cook their meal.
15. The participants are judged by two culinary specialists from London.
16. The winner of the competition is determined by the judges' taste test.
17. The competition is hosted by a person who mentions being a fan of Jamie Oliver and Stephen.
18. The competition is described as a "clickbait" series, implying it was not as popular as Gordon Ramsay's cooking series.
19. The competition involves cooking a meal with specific ingredients, including penne pasta, mushrooms, double cream, onions, garlic, passata herbs, and a secret ingredient of red bull.
20. The participants are given a budget of 25 pounds and 20 minutes to cook their meal.
21. The participants are judged by two culinary specialists from London.
22. The winner of the competition is determined by the judges' taste test.
23. The competition is hosted by a person who mentions being a fan of Jamie Oliver and Stephen.
24. The competition is described as a "clickbait" series, implying it was not as popular as Gordon Ramsay's cooking series.
25. The competition involves cooking a meal with specific ingredients, including penne pasta, mushrooms, double cream, onions, garlic, passata herbs, and a secret ingredient of red bull.
26. The participants are given a budget of 25 pounds and 20 minutes to cook their meal.
27. The participants are judged by two culinary specialists from London.
28. The winner of the competition is determined by the judges' taste test.
29. The competition is hosted by a person who mentions being a fan of Jamie Oliver and Stephen.
30. The competition is described as a "clickbait" series, implying it was not as popular as Gordon Ramsay's cooking series.
31. The competition involves cooking a meal with specific ingredients, including penne pasta, mushrooms, double cream, onions, garlic, passata herbs, and a secret ingredient of red bull.
32. The participants are given a budget of 25 pounds and 20 minutes to cook their meal.
33. The participants are judged by two culinary specialists from London.
34. The winner of the competition is determined by the judges' taste test.
35. The competition is hosted by a person who mentions being a fan of Jamie Oliver and Stephen.
36. The competition is described as a "clickbait" series, implying it was not as popular as Gordon Ramsay's cooking series.
37. The competition involves cooking a