The text appears to be a script or transcript of a video review, possibly from a movie or film festival. The reviewer seems to be commenting on a film, likely "Lego Batman," and provides a series of humorous and critical observations.
The reviewer starts by expressing their disbelief at the film's exaggerated portrayal of Batman's wealth and resources, such as his ability to transport 11 million sticks of dynamite and his slow microwave for lobsters. They also comment on the film's portrayal of Batman's relationship with Joker, noting that the film seems to be more focused on Joker's attempts to get recognition from Batman than on their actual relationship.
The reviewer also criticizes the film's handling of the Phantom Zone Projector (PZP), a device used to send villains to the Phantom Zone. They note that the film's villains are able to escape from the Phantom Zone and return to Earth, which they find implausible. They also criticize the film's portrayal of the PZP, noting that it seems to be a plot device rather than a functional tool.
The reviewer also comments on the film's portrayal of Batman's diet, noting that Batman eats microwaved leftover lobster in the first 10 minutes of the film. They suggest that Batman would be better at his job if he had a steady supply of healthy, nutritious snacks.
Finally, the reviewer ends the review by promoting a company called Nature Box, offering a promo code for a 50% discount on the first order. They encourage viewers to sign up for Nature Box and use the promo code "sins" to get the discount.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video that criticizes the Lego Batman movie for its plot holes, inconsistencies and jokes.
2. The video uses a format of counting "sins" for each flaw or mistake in the movie, and sometimes removes sins for good moments.
3. The video also includes a promotion for NatureBox, a snack delivery service, and uses Batman as an example of someone who needs healthy snacks.
4. The video references other movies and shows, such as Jerry Maguire, Kung Fu Panda 3, Transformers, Suicide Squad, Wizard of Oz, Lord of the Rings, The Matrix and Arrested Development.
5. The video makes fun of Batman's relationship with Joker, his adoption of Robin, his attraction to Barbara Gordon, his fear of losing his family, and his inability to work with other superheroes.