The speaker starts by welcoming viewers back to another crafts video. He shares his inspiration for the episode, which is based on a music video he made about grilled cheese. He mentions that he made the grilled cheese by himself without looking at a recipe.
He then checks out a crafts video on Channel Five Minute Crafts, but is not impressed by the DIYs they've been throwing down. He decides to make a sandwich, inspired by a video he saw on the Instagram Explorer page. The video is by a popular chef who makes giant meals and smiles directly at the camera while cooking.
The speaker is excited about the idea of making a giant sandwich, but he admits he's a bit drunk and hungry, so he decides to just put the ingredients on the sandwich and eat it as a normal sandwich. He prepares the sandwich with a loaf of bread, meat, French fries, tomatoes, onions, and cheese. He also mentions that he has a gift card to Trader Joe's that he got for Christmas.
The speaker then prepares the sandwich, adding the ingredients to the bread and wrapping it up. He mentions that he's vegan, but for the video, he's not vegan. He also mentions that he's a bit drunk and that he's catching a buzz.
Finally, the speaker thanks the viewers for watching and invites them to check out his personal merch at Co-official calm. He also mentions a song he and his friend Noel released called "Broke [ __ ]", which is available on Spotify. He ends the video with a peace sign and a music note.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
- The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker attempts to make a giant sandwich inspired by a smiley chef on Instagram.
- The speaker uses four loaves of sourdough bread, two boneless beef tri-tip roasts, cheese, french fries, tomatoes, onions, and various spices for the sandwich.
- The speaker drinks pineapple-flavored alcoholic seltzer before and during the cooking process.
- The speaker claims to be vegan but eats meat for the video.
- The speaker has a dog named Chili who makes noises in the background.
- The speaker promotes his company called Mean Mugs that sells mugs with humorous phrases on them.
- The speaker also promotes his personal merch and his song with Noel called Broke [\xa0__\xa0].