The speaker discusses their experience of trying various hospital foods, expressing disgust and amusement at the meals. They start with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, followed by cottage cheese and jello, which they find disgusting. They then move on to a liver and mushroom dish, which they describe as looking like a health class dissection project. They also try a sandwich that smells like a homemade salad and a beef stroganoff, which they find offensive. The speaker concludes by expressing their disdain for the hospital food and the quality of the meals, suggesting that people should bring better food to the hospital.
1. The speaker has just finished a podcast where they discussed stunts, hookers, and eating their own.
2. The speaker is not excited about the hospital food they are about to eat.
3. The speaker attended a free Flo Rida show at Universal CityWalk, which was disappointing because it was free and they were the only person in the audience.
4. The speaker has a habit of trying everything on the menu at a place with food, especially if they are at a hospital.
5. The speaker's meal at the hospital includes a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, a gross cottage cheese slop, and a nasty jello cup.
6. The speaker's taste in music and movies has changed since they were a kid.
7. The speaker is terrified of a meal served in hospitals which includes chopped up liver and mushrooms, and is served on bread for dipping.
8. The speaker has eaten dog food before, not as a fun YouTube challenge, but because they were bored and hanging out with their dog.
9. The speaker finds the TV stations at work in hospitals to be Telemundo and Jeopardy, which they find uninteresting.
10. The speaker is offended by a meal prepared by a person named Tammy, who they believe is unqualified to prepare hospital food.
11. The speaker believes that if they were the president, every hospital would have KFC, Jack-in-the-Box, Coldstone, and TV shows like Sister-Sister and Smart Guy.
12. The speaker's final thought is on the galaxy they are about to create with the hospital food, which they describe as perfect.