The speaker, Ted, is in his new apartment and is recording a video where he humorously judges who is going to Heaven and who is going to Hell. He mentions various characters from popular culture, including Spider-Man, Rick, Carmen Miranda, Shrek, Harry Potter, Kanye West, and many others. He also refers to a previous video and asks if viewers have watched it.
Ted mentions that he is going to stop giving spoilers and is going to play for real. He talks about the concept of winter coming and the spoilers it keeps giving. He also mentions that he is going to judge people who are dying on Earth.
Ted then starts judging various characters, including a doctor, a scientist, a high school teacher, and a businessman. He mentions that he is going to judge them based on their intentions and actions. He also talks about a character named Maria who is going to go to Heaven and kill everyone.
Ted then talks about a character named Goku who has to go to Hell. He mentions that Goku is on and that he is going to play a doctor in Heaven. He also talks about a character named Amy Winehouse who is going to Hell.
Ted then talks about a character named Michael Jackson who is going to Heaven. He also talks about a character named Walter White who is going to Hell. He mentions that Walter White is going to be in the Zinha Hotel in Hell.
Ted then talks about a character named Joice who is going to Heaven. He also talks about a character named Snoop Dogg who is going to Hell. He mentions that Snoop Dogg is going to be in Hell because he is a criminal.
Ted then talks about a character named Snow White who is going to Heaven. He also talks about a character named Pinocchio who is going to Heaven. He mentions that Pinocchio is going to Heaven because he wanted to be a boy but was a wooden doll.
Ted then talks about a character named Felipe Neto who is going to Heaven. He also talks about a character named Rihanna who is going to Hell. He mentions that Rihanna is going to Hell because she is putting milk in the bowl before adding the cereal.
Ted then ends the video by saying that he is going to wait for the next episode where he will judge the famous. He also says that he will have the stomach for it.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
- The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker judges who goes to heaven or hell based on their actions and appearance.
- The speaker uses a game interface to assign points and send people to heaven or hell.
- The speaker mentions several celebrities, fictional characters and unknown people in the text.
- The speaker makes satirical, humorous and sometimes offensive comments about the people he judges.
- The speaker has trouble recognizing some of the people and their actions.
- The speaker admits that judging people is sad and complicated.
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