The text appears to be a transcript of a video where the host, likely a comedian or entertainer, is discussing and humorously commenting on a list of unusual names he has found. The names range from the amusing to the downright bizarre, and the host engages in a series of jokes and puns based on these names.
The host starts by expressing surprise at the names he has found, and then proceeds to make light-hearted jokes about each one. For example, he comments on the name "Mrs. Weiner" and "Mrs. Butt," suggesting that these names are not funny but are interesting in their own right. He also makes jokes about the name "Diana D," suggesting that it's not funny but could be a source of amusement for others.
The host then moves on to the name "Wang Lickin," suggesting that it's disgusting but that it's the person's name, so it's not his place to judge. He also comments on the name "Paul Two," suggesting that it's a funny name but also that it's the person's name.
The host then moves on to the name "Penis Breath," suggesting that it's a nasty name and that it's the person's name. He also comments on the name "Long Wee-Wee," suggesting that it's a funny name but also that it's the person's name.
The host then moves on to the name "Christopher Robin," suggesting that it's a funny name but also that it's the person's name. He also comments on the name "Jolly Mangina," suggesting that it's a funny name but also that it's the person's name.
The host then moves on to the name "Mr. Dick Dong," suggesting that it's a nasty name and that it's the person's name. He also comments on the name "Mrs. Rape," suggesting that it's a funny name but also that it's the person's name.
The host then moves on to the name "Judy Graham Swallows," suggesting that it's a funny name but also that it's the person's name. He also comments on the name "Dick Black," suggesting that it's a funny name but also that it's the person's name.
Finally, the host comments on the name "Dick Hunter," suggesting that it's a funny name but also that it's the person's name. He then wraps up the video by asking his audience to comment with a funny name and to subscribe to his channel and follow him on Instagram. He also encourages his audience to support his merchandise and to help him reach a million followers on Instagram.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a YouTube video by DangMattSmith, who makes comedy videos about funny names and other topics.
2. The video is part of a series called "Real People With Awful Names" and it was uploaded on December 13, 2017.
3. The video features names such as Mrs Weiner, Mrs Butt, Diana D. Back, Wang Lickin, Paul Two Cock, Jolly Mangina, Dick Black, Dick Hunter and others.
4. The video also makes jokes about Christopher Robin being a murderer, Judy Graham Swallow being a politician, and Mrs Rape being a teacher.
5. The video ends with DangMattSmith promoting his merchandise and his Instagram account, and asking viewers to comment a funny name.