The speaker, who appears to be a YouTuber, begins the video by addressing the camera and expressing his surprise at how he looks. He mentions that he recently got glasses, which he hasn't worn much in videos, due to insecurity about his appearance. He also discusses how he's been in a relationship with Mrs. Shay, but they're no longer together.
The speaker then reflects on his life, noting that he's 29 years old and realizes he's not the person he thought he would be by this age. He expresses a sense of urgency to start making changes in his life, citing goals he's forgotten about. He mentions that he's not prepared to turn 30 and is experiencing a "midlife crisis".
The speaker also talks about the changes he's noticed in himself as he gets older, such as developing new interests like politics and learning about the stock market. He also mentions how he's starting to catch himself saying things that old people say, and how he's more interested in the music he grew up with rather than the current music.
Finally, the speaker confronts the audience about their fear of getting older, stating that getting old is inevitable and that it's important to grow and change. He emphasizes that the only thing he can't do by the age of 30 is have a baby, and he suggests that he might have to have twins to achieve this.
1. The speaker recently got glasses and has been wearing them for a while.
2. The speaker is insecure about how they look, but they don't care as much when they're at home.
3. The speaker has been going through a lot of things over the past years, including a breakup with Mrs. Shay.
4. The speaker is 30 years old and is reflecting on their life.
5. The speaker is not prepared to turn 30 and is having a midlife crisis.
6. The speaker is noticing differences in themselves as they get older.
7. The speaker has started noticing and catching themselves saying things that old people say.
8. The speaker has new interests that are not gaming or YouTube, such as politics, reading more books, and learning about the stock market.
9. The speaker appreciates the music from their generation and the generation before them.
10. The speaker is not ready to grow up and is worried about getting old.
11. The speaker is not willing to change and is not willing to become the 30-year-old version of themselves.
12. The speaker is not ready to have biological children by the time they're 30.
13. The speaker is not ready to be married by the time they're 30.
14. The speaker is not ready to be done with YouTube by the time they're 30.
15. The speaker is not ready to do anything significant for the world by the time they're 30.
16. The speaker is not ready to stop making silly puns and dad jokes by the time they're 30.