The text appears to be a transcript of a game session, likely from a popular video game streaming platform. The players, who seem to be friends or acquaintances, are playing a game together, possibly a multiplayer game with a competitive element. They are discussing the game, sharing strategies, and expressing frustration or excitement as they progress through the game levels.
The game seems to involve a lot of physical movement, as indicated by phrases like "I can't move," "I'm still at the start," "I'm on the slide with Harry," and "I'm on the final." The players are also using a timer, as indicated by phrases like "the timer started," "the timer randomly," and "the timer unlocked."
There are instances of friendly banter and teasing among the players, such as "don't be a [ __ ] rat," "Simon's a rat by the way," "you big [ __ ] idiots," and "you're back there ah this is [ __ ] scary man." There are also moments of frustration and disappointment, such as "I can't make it," "I'm still at the [ __ ] start," and "I'm on the final."
The players are also discussing the game mechanics and strategies, such as "how do you do this Josh," "you need to get on that," "I don't understand it's not checkpoints," and "you have to go from the other side."
The game seems to be challenging, as indicated by phrases like "this game is ass," "this game sucks," "this game rules," and "this is hard." The players are also expressing their feelings about the game, such as "I don't like it anymore," "I'm actually good at this game," and "I feel like I'm doing stuff."
Overall, the transcript provides a glimpse into the dynamics of a group of friends playing a challenging game together, sharing strategies, and expressing their feelings about the game.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where four people are playing a game called Fall Guys.
2. The game involves various levels of obstacles and challenges that the players have to overcome.
3. The players are Simon, Harry, JJ and Ethan, who are also known as the Sidemen, a group of British YouTube personalities.
4. JJ is the only one who completed a level called Rainbow Road, which was a medium difficulty map.
5. Simon completed a level called Mario, which was a hard difficulty map, and got the furthest in the final level called Tower.
6. Harry and Ethan struggled with most of the levels and often fell or got stuck.
7. Josh is another person who was watching the video and commenting on it, but not playing the game.
8. The players often used profanity and insults to express their frustration or mock each other.
9. The video was meant to be humorous and entertaining for the viewers.