The text appears to be a transcript of a stand-up comedy performance by a comedian named Maxim. The comedian is discussing his experiences living in Amsterdam and Istanbul, his past as a smoker, and his interactions with various individuals. He also shares stories about his time in Warsaw and his experiences with artificial intelligence.
Maxim starts by expressing his appreciation for Amsterdam and his current life in Istanbul. He mentions that he recently quit smoking and shares a humorous anecdote about his past habit. He also recounts a strange encounter in a supermarket where he was mistaken for a dentist.
He then shares a story about his time in Warsaw, where he was mistaken for a dentist again. He also talks about his experiences with artificial intelligence, mentioning that he was confused with a Playboy Philanthropist and an Iron Man.
Maxim also shares a story about his time in the Netherlands, where he was mistaken for a local due to his height. He also mentions his experiences with potatoes and the red light district in Amsterdam.
Throughout his performance, Maxim engages with the audience, asking questions and sharing jokes. He also shares a joke about Belarusian gays and transgender people, and ends his performance with a humorous question about the red light district.
1. The speaker expresses appreciation for Amsterdam and its coolness.
2. The speaker mentions being in Amsterdam with their marriage partners and being stoned.
3. The speaker recounts a strange encounter in a supermarket in Istanbul, where two women recognized them and one of them approached them.
4. The speaker reveals that they are a stand-up comedian and have quit smoking.
5. The speaker shares a story about smoking cigarettes without tobacco in a cafe in Amsterdam.
6. The speaker mentions a friend who always goes straight and one day they meet ice cream.
7. The speaker shares a story about being mistaken for a local in Warsaw due to their height.
8. The speaker mentions working in parliament a year ago and being confused with the editorial office.
9. The speaker shares a joke about a drunk child and a man who has to guess if the child is drunk or a child.
10. The speaker shares a joke about a man who is not good at picking up girls and goes to courses to improve.
11. The speaker shares a joke about a man who is not good at picking up girls and goes to courses to improve.
12. The speaker shares a joke about a man who is not good at picking up girls and goes to courses to improve.
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