The provided text appears to be a transcript of a conversation or a game session, possibly involving a group of friends or colleagues. The conversation revolves around a game of Uno, with participants discussing strategies, making jokes, and teasing each other. There are also references to a "cream pie" event, which seems to have been a humorous or embarrassing incident. The participants are discussing various topics, including personal experiences, office life, and popular culture references. The conversation also includes some music and laughter.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where four people are playing Uno online.
2. The four people are Mark, Wade, Bob and Al.
3. The video contains a lot of jokes, insults, and references to sexual acts and body parts.
4. Wade claims that he does not know what a cream pie is as a sex term, and the others encourage him to google it.
5. Al wins the last round of Uno in the text.