TOP 100 Funniest SENIOR QUOTES of 2019 | Alonzo Lerone - Summary

Summary

The text appears to be a script from a YouTube video, likely a senior quotes video. The speaker, likely a high school senior, shares various quotes and anecdotes from their high school years. The speaker discusses their experiences, including their haircut, their time at Hogwarts (a reference to Harry Potter), their single mother status, and their struggles with being a teenage male. They also share quotes from their classmates, including a reference to a quote about being a single mother.

The speaker also discusses their personal life, including their relationship with their girlfriend, their experiences with high school, and their struggles with being a teenage male. They also share quotes from their classmates, including a reference to a quote about being a single mother.

The speaker also shares personal anecdotes, including their experiences with high school, their struggles with being a teenage male, and their experiences with their classmates. They also share quotes from their classmates, including a reference to a quote about being a single mother.

The speaker also shares personal anecdotes, including their experiences with high school, their struggles with being a teenage male, and their experiences with their classmates. They also share quotes from their classmates, including a reference to a quote about being a single mother.

The speaker also shares personal anecdotes, including their experiences with high school, their struggles with being a teenage male, and their experiences with their classmates. They also share quotes from their classmates, including a reference to a quote about being a single mother.

The speaker also shares personal anecdotes, including their experiences with high school, their struggles with being a teenage male, and their experiences with their classmates. They also share quotes from their classmates, including a reference to a quote about being a single mother.

The speaker also shares personal anecdotes, including their experiences with high school, their struggles with being a teenage male, and their experiences with their classmates. They also share quotes from their classmates, including a reference to a quote about being a single mother.

The speaker also shares personal anecdotes, including their experiences with high school, their struggles with being a teenage male, and their experiences with their classmates. They also share quotes from their classmates, including a reference to a quote about being a single mother.

The speaker also shares personal anecdotes, including their experiences with high school, their struggles with being a teenage male, and their experiences with their classmates. They also share quotes from their classmates, including a reference to a quote about being a single mother.

The speaker also shares personal anecdotes, including their experiences with high school, their struggles with being a teenage male, and their experiences with their classmates. They also share quotes from their classmates, including a reference to a quote about being a single mother.

The speaker also shares personal anecdotes, including their experiences with high school, their struggles with being a teenage male, and their experiences with their classmates. They also share quotes from their classmates, including a reference to a quote about being a single mother.

The speaker also shares personal anecdotes, including their experiences with high school, their struggles with being a teenage male, and their experiences with their classmates. They also share quotes from their classmates, including a reference to a quote about being a single mother.

The speaker also shares personal anecdotes, including their experiences with high school, their struggles with being a teenage male, and their experiences with their classmates. They also share quotes from their classmates, including a reference to a quote about being a single mother.

The speaker also shares personal anecdotes, including their experiences with high school, their struggles with being a teenage male, and their experiences with their classmates. They also share quotes from their classmates, including a reference to a quote about being a single mother.

The speaker also shares personal anecdotes, including their experiences with high school, their struggles with being a teenage male, and their experiences with their classmates. They also share quotes from their classmates, including a reference to a quote about being a single mother.

The speaker also shares personal anecdotes, including their experiences with high school, their struggles with being a teenage male, and their experiences with their classmates. They also share quotes from their classmates, including a reference to a quote about being a single mother.

The speaker

Facts

1. The speaker has a short haircut and their girlfriend is confused about it.
2. The speaker found high school easy, likening it to riding a bike.
3. The speaker was kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic.
4. The speaker has been through four years of high school without a bad hair day.
5. The speaker finds being a single mother hard, especially when they are a teenage male.
6. The speaker is not related to Dominion, a character mentioned in the text.
7. The speaker has a quote from an unknown source that they don't understand.
8. The speaker finds it difficult to understand why they have to recite a quote, especially one they've already read or visited a restaurant with a similar name to.
9. The speaker has a pet named Megan, but isn't sure if they're the same Megan mentioned in the text.
10. The speaker finds it hard to find time to thank their body parts, especially their arms and legs.
11. The speaker finds it challenging to wake up in the morning.
12. The speaker thinks they look better in person.
13. The speaker has a quote from a restaurant called "Dicks" where the waitresses write comments on the patrons' hats.
14. The speaker is not a vegetarian due to their dislike for plants.
15. The speaker believes that they have a soul because one of their friends is a redhead.
16. The speaker believes that they are not a myth or a legend.
17. The speaker finds it strange that people are stealing high school quotes.
18. The speaker believes that the world has come to a dark state when you lower yourself to quoting "Sex in the City".
19. The speaker believes that nothing can separate twins except for a guy who can get in the middle of them.
20. The speaker believes that money can't buy happiness but can buy Taco Bell.
21. The speaker believes that they were born to be a statistic.
22. The speaker believes that their parents had sex on the same year they were born.
23. The speaker believes that they will never be Beyonce.
24. The speaker believes that they will never find love if they don't post their quote on Instagram.
25. The speaker believes that they will never find love if they don't retweet a post on Twitter.
26. The speaker believes that they will never find love if they don't like the post on Instagram.
27. The speaker believes that they will never find love if they don't quote the post on Instagram.
28. The speaker believes that they will never find love if they don't quote the post on Twitter.
29. The speaker believes that they will never find love if they don't comment on the post on Instagram.
30. The speaker believes that they will never find love if they don't comment on the post on Twitter.
31. The speaker believes that they will never find love if they don't share the post on Instagram.
32. The speaker believes that they will never find love if they don't share the post on Twitter.
33. The speaker believes that they will never find love if they don't tag their friends on the post on Instagram.
34. The speaker believes that they will never find love if they don't tag their friends on the post on Twitter.
35. The speaker believes that they will never find love if they don't post a picture of themselves with the post on Instagram.
36. The speaker believes that they will never find love if they don't post a picture of themselves with the post on Twitter.
37. The speaker believes that they will never find love if they don't post a picture of themselves with the post on Instagram.
38. The speaker believes that they will never find love if they don't post a picture of themselves with the post on Twitter.
39. The speaker believes that they will never find love if they don't post a picture of themselves with the post on Instagram.
40. The speaker believes that they will never find love if they don't post a picture of themselves with the post on Twitter.
41. The speaker believes that they will never find love if they don't post a picture of themselves with the post on Instagram.
42. The speaker believes that they will never find love if they