The conversation revolves around Ethan and Hila's attempt to use Tinder to find potential matches. They set up Tinder profiles and use each other's profiles to look for potential mates. Ethan's profile picture is a picture of him masturbating, which he initially thought was a good Tinder profile picture. Hila suggests that he might want to show some muscle in his profile picture. They discuss the importance of a good profile picture and how it can attract potential matches.
Ethan and Hila then proceed to create new profile pictures, with Ethan showing off his muscles and Hila suggesting that he should show himself with working tools. They both laugh and joke about the situation, with Ethan saying that he's the "gayest thing he's ever done."
They then switch profiles and start swiping right, with Ethan expressing surprise and excitement when he gets matches. Hila also gets matches, and they both express shock and surprise. They continue swiping right and getting matches, with Ethan expressing his frustration and Hila expressing her shock.
In the end, they express their disappointment and confusion about why they are getting so many matches. They both agree that they need to improve their profiles and try again. Ethan suggests that he needs to get more beautiful and Hila suggests that she needs to get less attractive. They both express their frustration and disappointment with the situation.
1. Ethan and Hila have been together for over ten years.
2. They are setting up Tinder profiles for the first time.
3. They are using each other's Tinder profiles to look for potential mates.
4. Ethan's Tinder profile is not working and he is considering changing it.
5. Ethan's profile picture includes a picture of him masturbating.
6. They are considering changing Ethan's profile picture to showcase his muscles.
7. Ethan's profile includes a statement about his self-esteem and his desire to find a soul mate.
8. They have paid $10 for Tinder's premium service, which gives them unlimited likes.
9. Ethan has liked approximately 2 million people on Tinder.
10. Hila has received multiple matches and super-likes on Tinder.
11. Ethan is considering gaining weight to improve his matches on Tinder.
12. They are seeking advice on how to improve their Tinder profiles.