The transcript appears to be a gameplay video commentary, likely from a video game like "Call of Duty" or a similar first-person shooter game. The commentator, referred to as "the ape from the future", is playing a game with a friend or friends. The game involves a map with a variety of challenges and easter eggs, including a boss fight and a final challenge.
The commentator's friend, referred to as "the monkey", has a child and uses this as an excuse for not being able to play as much as he would like. The commentator teases him about this, suggesting that the child is a "crutch" and that he uses it as an excuse for not playing.
Throughout the game, the commentator and his friends encounter various challenges, including zombies, explosives, and a boss fight. They also discover and use various weapons and power-ups, such as a "jam canner" and "wonder wasps". The commentator also mentions a "mystery box" and a "storage hut", which seem to be important parts of the game's map.
The commentator and his friends also engage in a lot of banter and teasing, with the commentator often teasing his friend about his child and his inability to play as much as he would like. The commentator also makes several references to the game's graphics and sound, expressing his excitement and amusement at various parts of the game.
In the end, the commentator and his friends manage to complete the game, with the commentator expressing his satisfaction and relief. The commentator also mentions that he has to go to sleep because he has a child, further emphasizing the role of his child in his life.
1. The speaker is excited about walking through a cool gray jungle.
2. The speaker is level one in a game and is excited about finding an easter egg.
3. The speaker is playing a game with a friend who has switched skins and is now a monkey.
4. The speaker is surprised to see Snoop Dogg in the game and is confused about the game's saturation settings.
5. The speaker is disappointed with the game's grayscale and lack of colors.
6. The speaker is reminiscing about a previous game where they could shoot a character down and lose if they touched them.
7. The speaker is discussing their child's sleep schedule and how it affects their gaming time.
8. The speaker is laughing at a joke about the game's map being the greatest of all time.
9. The speaker is discussing the game's perk machine and a door called "diabolical damage".
10. The speaker is discussing a character named "Storm Mcgregor" and how they are almost dead.
11. The speaker is discussing a weapon called the "jam canner" and a character named "Zabala".
12. The speaker is discussing a "mystery box" and a "storage hut" in the game.
13. The speaker is discussing a "vacuum tube" and a "mystery box" in the game.
14. The speaker is discussing a "trap" and a "storage hut" in the game.
15. The speaker is discussing a "gun" and a "trap" in the game.
16. The speaker is discussing a "tube" and a "storage hut" in the game.
17. The speaker is discussing a "wonder wolf" and a "storage hut" in the game.
18. The speaker is discussing a "ray gun" and a "storage hut" in the game.
19. The speaker is discussing a "cipher wheel" and a "storage hut" in the game.
20. The speaker is discussing a "red pillar" and a "storage hut" in the game.
21. The speaker is discussing a "doctor's quarters" and a "storage hut" in the game.
22. The speaker is discussing a "death machine" and a "storage hut" in the game.
23. The speaker is discussing a "wonder waff" and a "storage hut" in the game.
24. The speaker is discussing a "last stand" in the game.
25. The speaker is discussing a "mission" and a "boss" in the game.
26. The speaker is discussing a "easter egg" and a "boss" in the game.
27. The speaker is discussing a "vanoss" and a "boss" in the game.