The video review starts with a parody of the song "Barbara Ann" by the Minions. The reviewer expresses disappointment with the animation industry, particularly with the company Illumination Animation, which he believes is responsible for the creation of "Minions". He criticizes the film for its lack of originality, poor writing, and bad acting.
The reviewer also criticizes the film for its reliance on the Minions characters to generate interest, rather than focusing on the story or the characters of the main characters. He argues that the film's simplicity and lack of originality is a result of the company's laziness and the fact that they don't care if their films look good.
The reviewer also criticizes the film for its lack of stakes and danger, arguing that these elements are essential for keeping an audience engaged. He also criticizes the film's portrayal of violence, arguing that it is not handled appropriately and that it is used as a tool to indoctrinate children.
The reviewer concludes by criticizing the film's characters, arguing that they are poorly designed and simplistic. He also criticizes the film for its lack of iconic characters, arguing that this is a result of the company's lack of creativity and focus on selling toys.
The reviewer also criticizes the film for its portrayal of violence, arguing that it is not handled appropriately and that it is used as a tool to indoctrinate children. He also criticizes the film for its lack of stakes and danger, arguing that these elements are essential for keeping an audience engaged.
The reviewer concludes by criticizing the film's characters, arguing that they are poorly designed and simplistic. He also criticizes the film for its lack of iconic characters, arguing that this is a result of the company's lack of creativity and focus on selling toys.
1. The video starts with Minions singing a parody of Barbara Ann's song.
2. There is a gunshot and the gun is being reloaded.
3. The speaker criticizes Hollywood for being unoriginal and for prioritizing money over creativity.
4. The speaker mentions two films, Anomalisa and Inside Out, as examples of innovative animation.
5. The speaker criticizes a movie like Minions for ruining the golden age of animation.
6. The speaker praises Anomalisa as a brilliant film and a favorite of the year.
7. The speaker criticizes Inside Out for not being a great movie but gives credit to its innovative attempts.
8. The speaker mentions the redeeming qualities of Inside Out, such as emotional moments and great jokes.
9. The speaker criticizes the film for being filled with filler and jokes that aren't funny or don't make sense.
10. The speaker criticizes the film for being cheap to make and for sticking to simplistic animation to make the characters look 'cute'.
11. The speaker criticizes the film for having a plot that is easy to predict and for recycling the same elements.
12. The speaker criticizes the film for having a narrator who explains everything when it should be told visually.
13. The speaker criticizes the film for having characters who are not consistent and for having scenes of minions walking around the city without any jokes or character development.
14. The speaker criticizes the film for having a continuity error and for having scenes that are too absurd to be funny.
15. The speaker criticizes the film for having a plot that is almost non-existent and for having scenes that are too boring.
16. The speaker criticizes the film for having a villain who is too weak and for having a plot that is not a threat.
17. The speaker criticizes the film for having a plot that is too safe and for having a villain who is too easy to defeat.
18. The speaker criticizes the film for having a plot that is too predictable and for having a villain who is too weak.
19. The speaker criticizes the film for having a plot that is too predictable and for having a villain who is too weak.
20. The speaker criticizes the film for having a plot that is too predictable and for having a villain who is too weak.
21. The speaker criticizes the film for having a plot that is too predictable and for having a villain who is too weak.
22. The speaker criticizes the film for having a plot that is too predictable and for having a villain who is too weak.
23. The speaker criticizes the film for having a plot that is too predictable and for having a villain who is too weak.
24. The speaker criticizes the film for having a plot that is too predictable and for having a villain who is too weak.
25. The speaker criticizes the film for having a plot that is too predictable and for having a villain who is too weak.
26. The speaker criticizes the film for having a plot that is too predictable and for having a villain who is too weak.
27. The speaker criticizes the film for having a plot that is too predictable and for having a villain who is too weak.
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29. The speaker criticizes the film for having a plot that is too predictable and for having a villain who is too weak.
30. The speaker criticizes the film for having a plot that is too predictable and for having a villain who is too weak.
31. The speaker criticizes the film for having a plot that is too predictable and for having a villain who is too weak.
32. The speaker criticizes the film for having a plot that is too predictable and for having a villain who is too weak.
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36. The speaker criticizes the film for having a plot that is too predictable and for having a villain who is too weak.
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