Everything Wrong With Moana In 15 Minutes Or Less - Summary

Summary

The text appears to be a transcript of a video review of the Disney movie "Moana". The reviewer provides a detailed commentary on various aspects of the movie, including the plot, characters, and the use of certain elements.

The reviewer starts by noting that the Disney logo takes up a significant amount of screen time at the beginning of the movie. They then comment on the movie's narration and the character of Maui, who has shape-shifting abilities. The reviewer also mentions the movie's use of song to age up characters, and the character of Moana, who is portrayed as a princess who doesn't want what her destiny holds.

The reviewer critiques the movie's depiction of the island's inhabitants, suggesting that they are portrayed as being afraid of the ocean and procreation. They also comment on the movie's use of old boats and the island's history. The reviewer also discusses the movie's depiction of the ocean as a character, and questions why the ocean needs the help of a human to defeat it.

The reviewer provides a detailed commentary on the movie's climax, criticizing the movie for its use of an all-knowing ocean and its handling of the character of Maui. They also comment on the movie's depiction of the character of Moana, suggesting that she is portrayed as a child who doesn't understand the concept of a high five.

The reviewer concludes by noting that the movie is filled with cliches and inconsistencies, and that it is filled with elements that are too heavy for a light-hearted movie. They also comment on the movie's use of certain songs and its depiction of the character of Maui.

Facts

1. The Disney logo takes up 33 seconds of screen time.
2. The retro Disney logo takes 16 seconds.
3. The narration at the beginning of the movie takes place.
4. The movie features a character named Maui who has shape-shifting abilities.
5. Maui can transport whatever object he's holding to the appropriate appendage of whatever animal he shifts to.
6. The movie features a character named Moana who is a princess who doesn't want what her destiny holds.
7. The movie features a character named Grandma who is a bad influence.
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