The text appears to be a script from a video, likely a comedy or parody video featuring the character Kermit the Frog. The script is filled with humorous and absurd situations, with Kermit the Frog often being the butt of the jokes. The script includes references to various pop culture and internet memes, as well as a number of internet slang terms and phrases.
Here's a summary of the key points:
- Kermit the Frog introduces himself and recaps some of the events that happened to him in 2017.
- He mentions a variety of humorous and absurd situations, such as going on a date with an angry mom, stealing Shawn's LEDs for a hold of the door, and becoming a member of the law enforcement.
- He also mentions that his videos and posts have been shared millions of times on various social media platforms.
- Kermit the Frog is shown cooking, including making edible cookies for Christmas and participating in a cooking show.
- There are several instances where Kermit the Frog is involved in various humorous and absurd situations, such as being a police officer, celebrating, and being swindled by a salesman.
- The script ends with Kermit the Frog expressing his frustration with his friends and the situation around him.
Please note that this is a summary and not a direct translation of the script. The actual video would provide a more accurate understanding of the context and humor of the script.
1. The speaker's name is Kermit the Frog.
2. The speaker recaps a year of various events, including going on a date with an angry mom, cooking, and becoming a member of the law enforcement.
3. The speaker's content was shared millions of times on various social media platforms.
4. The speaker mentions a challenge to hit 12,000 likes on a video, with a promise to do something extra if the goal is met.
5. The speaker mentions a trip to New York City as a reward for reaching the like goal.
6. The speaker talks about a cooking show on YouTube, Kermit's Kitchen.
7. The speaker mentions a speed round in a cooking competition, where participants have to make as many dishes as they can with eggs.
8. The speaker is a local police officer in Colorado Springs.
9. The speaker mentions a challenge to make a pizza using a tire jack.
10. The speaker is a tour guide at the Garden of the Gods.
11. The speaker is involved in a dispute over a stolen Escalade.
12. The speaker is involved in a dispute over a credit card.
13. The speaker is involved in a dispute over a garage.
14. The speaker is involved in a dispute over a pizza.
15. The speaker is involved in a dispute over a beer.