The video is a "How to Beat" guide for the movie "Dead Snow". It follows a group of students vacationing in a cabin in the woods who are attacked by Nazi Zombies. The video provides a step-by-step guide on how to survive the attack, with the host discussing various strategies and decisions the characters could have made differently.
The video begins with the group witnessing a woman being attacked by zombies. The host then follows the group as they vacation in a cabin in the woods. The group is warned about the dangers of the area by a man in the newspaper who was buried in an avalanche and later found to have accidentally dug deeper into the snow due to disorientation. The host criticizes the man's decision to dig deeper, stating that it was a common knowledge or common sense decision.
The group's cabin is a 45-minute walk off the road, and only one of the group members, Vegard, knows the way in and out. The host criticizes the group for not marking the route with red markers on the trees, stating that it would be easy to do so and would be helpful in case of an emergency.
The host then discusses the group's decision to use the outhouse at night, stating that it's freezing and uncomfortable, and in the worst case, one could be in a vulnerable position and their enemies could take them by surprise. The host also criticizes the group for not using the buddy system when visiting the outhouse at night.
The group is then attacked by zombies, and the host discusses various strategies they could have used to defend themselves, such as using the buddy system, slowing down on the booze, and having a weapon ready. The host also criticizes the group for not having a plan for what to do if they were attacked by zombies.
The host then discusses the group's decision to search for a missing girlfriend, Sara, without any real training or equipment, stating that it was a mistake and that it was dangerous. The host also criticizes the group for not contacting the police or the Search and Rescue Service for help.
The host then discusses the group's decision to follow the murderer's foot tracks, stating that it was a mistake and that they should have headed back and gotten off the mountain with the rest of their friends to get help.
The host then discusses the group's decision to split up and make a run for town, stating that it was a total joke and that there was no way they could make it trudging for 45 minutes through the snow at night while being attacked. The host also criticizes the group for not having a plan for what to do if they were attacked by zombies.
The host then discusses the group's decision to stay together, grab weapons from the shed, and haul ass in the general direction they came while daylight is on their side. The host also criticizes the group for not having a plan for what to do if they were attacked by zombies.
The host then discusses the group's decision to fight the zombies with crude instruments of farming and fieldwork, stating that it was a mistake and that it was extremely taxing and exhausting. The host also criticizes the group for not having a plan for what to do if they were attacked by zombies.
The host then discusses the group's decision to amputate their arm to prevent the infection from spreading, stating that it was a bullshit movie cliche and that it wouldn't work at all. The host also criticizes the group for not having a plan for what to do if they were attacked by zombies.
The host then discusses the group's decision to run for it, stating that it was a mistake and that it was dangerous. The host also criticizes the group for not having a plan for what to do if they were attacked by zombies.
The host then discusses the group's decision to kill Herzog to end the curse, stating that it was a movie cliche and that it wouldn't work at all. The host also criticizes the group for not having a plan for what to do if they were attacked by zombies.
The host then discusses the group's decision to run for it, stating that it was a mistake and that it was dangerous. The host also criticizes the group for not having a plan for what to do if they were attacked by zombies.
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1. The video is a "How to Beat" guide for the movie "Dead Snow".
2. The video follows seven students vacationing in a cabin in the woods.
3. The cabin is a 45-minute walk off the road, and only one of the students, Vegard, knows the way in and out.
4. The cabin is in a remote area with no cell signal.
5. The group burns the rest of the daylight off tubing, grilling wieners, and playing twister.
6. Liv gets a subconscious feeling of being watched and runs back inside yelling about seeing a man outside.
7. The man who Liv saw was only looking for a cup of coffee.
8. The group finds a box full of old gold and jewelry dated with the year 1942.
9. The group discovers Sara's backpack and the Nazi zombies' leader.
10. The group is attacked by the Nazi zombies and they barricade the windows and doors.
11. The group plans to split up to make a run for where they think is town, while Martin and Roy create a diversion.
12. Vegard finds a makeshift torch to go tomb raiding.
13. Vegard eventually finds Sara's head, on display as some sort of sick trophy.
14. Vegard beats the zombie down with its own helmet.
15. The Nazi's corner him before he can get to his snowmobile, so he's forced to face them head on.
16. Vegard gets tackled off a cliff but manages to grab on to the other zombie’s intestines.
17. Vegard mounts a confiscated belt-fed MG-34 on his snowmobile and prepares for war.
18. Hannah is put in work and accidentally climbs up next to a bird nest, causing mama crow to get pissed and start cawing loudly.
19. Hannah accidentally backs herself into a corner and takes it with her off the cliff.
20. The boys aren't doing so hot themselves. Roy does the Nazi’s job for them by burning themselves out of the shelter with a poorly thrown molotov.
21. Martin then pulls out his Nokia and rings the cops.