The transcript appears to be a live chat or a show where the host, referred to as "pokey", is interviewing a guest named "golden berry". The conversation is filled with humor, banter, and references to popular culture.
The host begins by thanking the audience for enduring a long intro. He then mentions receiving messages from a person named "schlatt" asking him to hurry up. The host also talks about a guest named "austin" who was "baked" during a filming session. The host clarifies that he was not stoned or under the influence, but his current girlfriend did.
The host then introduces "golden berry", who is a first-time guest on the show. The host asks "golden berry" to introduce himself and why he keeps moving. "Golden berry" explains that he has been up next like 10 times and it's his time to climb. He also mentions that he didn't come prepared with a shirt or a mug because he became interested in coming on the show after the host tweeted "single".
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1. The speaker thanks everyone on the screen for enduring a possibly long intro.
2. The speaker mentions receiving multiple messages from Schlatt, asking them to hurry up.
3. The speaker refers to a 100t filming session, where they were not stoned and not under the influence.
4. The speaker mentions a popular upload by a user named Pokemon, titled "Asking hot Twitch streamers to show feet," which has 560,000 views.
5. The speaker reveals that they adopted a cat with ringworm and pneumonia for free.
6. The speaker mentions a video to be filmed in three hours.
7. The speaker expresses concern about the length of the video and whether it will go over.
8. The speaker mentions a cat named Pokey and a cat named Connor.
9. The speaker reveals that they live in New York and have a landlord named Miss Kip.
10. The speaker discusses a potential move to New Jersey and playing Valorant together.
11. The speaker mentions a cat that came from a house of hoarders.
12. The speaker discusses a situation where they were freezing in Austin, Texas, and had to stay at Miss Kiff's house.
13. The speaker reveals a gift for a contestant named Manifold.
14. The speaker mentions a previous contestant, Andrea Botes, who went on a date with a previous lover host.
15. The speaker discusses a situation where they were driving a car and had to ship it across the country.
16. The speaker mentions a contestant named Pokemane and offers to comfort them if they need it.
17. The speaker discusses a situation where they were not sure who would win a contest and suggests making a Twitter post longer and farming nice comments.
18. The speaker discusses a situation where they were not sure what to do and suggests distracting from it.
19. The speaker mentions another elimination in the contest and states that Schlatt is safe.