The text appears to be a script from a video, likely a film or TV show review. The reviewer, who seems to be a comedian or a film critic, is discussing the Santa Claus movies and their portrayal of Santa's working conditions and the treatment of elves.
The reviewer starts by discussing the history of Santa Claus, tracing it back to the 4th Century and the myth of Nicholas, a Bishop who lived in modern-day Turkey. The reviewer then moves on to the modern interpretation of Santa Claus, which has been solidified by holiday classics like "Miracle on 34th Street" and "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians".
The reviewer then delves into the Santa Claus movies, specifically "Santa Claus 3: The Escape Clause", and discusses the working conditions of the elves in the North Pole. The reviewer criticizes the long working hours and the lack of breaks for the elves, and compares their situation to the working conditions of employees in the United States.
The reviewer then discusses the safety standards in Santa's workspaces, pointing out that many of them are not up to code. The reviewer also mentions the rampaging robot Santa and the fact that Santa's Factory is in international waters, outside of the jurisdiction of OSHA.
The reviewer then discusses the plot of the movie "Santa Claus 3: The Escape Clause", where the protagonist, Scott Calvin, is forced to become Santa Claus after putting on the iconic red coat. The reviewer criticizes the contract that Scott is forced to sign, stating that it is fraudulent and does not meet the key components of a legally binding contract.
The reviewer then discusses the treatment of Scott's ex-wife and his son, and how they are forced to leave their lives behind to work for Santa. The reviewer also mentions the mysterious disappearances of the former Mrs. Clauses.
Finally, the reviewer criticizes the elves for their treatment of Santa and calls for OSHA to investigate the elves for OSHA violations. The reviewer ends the review by encouraging viewers to subscribe to the channel for more film theory and wishes the viewers a Merry Christmas.
1. The text is a script for a film theory video discussing the working conditions of Santa's elves.
2. The video is hosted by a character named matpat.
3. The video is about the myth of Santa Claus and its evolution over centuries.
4. The video discusses the darker aspects of Santa's operation, including the elves' working conditions.
5. The video criticizes the lack of safety standards in Santa's workplace, such as the absence of guard rails and sprinklers.
6. The video also criticizes the long working hours of the elves, which do not seem to meet modern safety standards.
7. The video mentions the OSHA (Occupational Safety and Health Administration) in the U.S, which is responsible for ensuring safe and healthy work environments.
8. The video points out that OSHA does not regulate workplace breaks, which are governed by the Fair Labor Standards Act.
9. The video criticizes the lack of breaks for the elves, stating that it is not an acceptable mentality in the workplace.
10. The video mentions that Santa's workspace is not up to code, and there are no guard rails installed to keep the elves safe from oncoming trains.
11. The video discusses the plot of the movie "Santa Claus 3: The Escape Clause", where the protagonist Scott Calvin becomes Santa Claus.
12. The video points out that the contract for Santa Claus is fraudulent, as it lacks mutual ascent, consent, and consideration.
13. The video criticizes the treatment of Scott's ex-wife, who is forced to marry him to become Mrs. Claus.
14. The video mentions the mysterious disappearances of the former Mrs. Clauses.
15. The video concludes by calling for OSHA to investigate the elves for OSHA violations.
16. The video ends with a call to action for viewers to subscribe to the channel.