The text appears to be a monologue from a video review of the movie "Space Jam 2". The reviewer, who is also the founder and CEO of "pictureofhotdog.com", starts by expressing disappointment with the movie's length and its overly referential and cringe-worthy content. He criticizes the movie for its lack of originality, stating that it's a "mildly enjoyable film to either watch or make fun of".
The reviewer then provides a detailed analysis of the movie's plot, highlighting its darker and more violent elements. He also criticizes the movie's portrayal of the characters, especially the character of Michael Jordan, and the movie's treatment of the basketball game.
The reviewer also expresses his disdain for the movie's sexualization of the character Lola, and he criticizes the movie's portrayal of the Looney Tunes characters. He concludes his review by expressing his disappointment with the movie's direction and its failure to meet the expectations of the original "Space Jam".
The reviewer also mentions his services on "pictureofhotdog.com", where he sells high-resolution prints of his hot dog, signed by the hot dog itself. He encourages his audience to visit his website and use his promo code "drew" for a 10% discount on their first purchase.
The reviewer ends his monologue by wishing his audience a happy Easter and looking forward to his next video review, which will be about "Space Jam 3".
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